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    Saturday, July 22, 2006

    Coffee Humor

    You might be addicted to coffee if ...

    Your T-shirt says, "Give me coffee and no one gets hurt."

    You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

    Starbucks owns the mortgage on your home.

    Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

    You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

    You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

    You've ever built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

    You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

    You dip your coffee cake in coffee.

    You get a tax write off for all the coffee you bought.

    You've carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.


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